My son divulged this interesting fact yesterday morning. Get your pencils out, it's fascinating stuff:
Mommy, do you know why baby ducks follow their mothers?
No, Why?
Because her butt looks like a giant breadcrumb!
There you have it. He insists this is true because he heard it at school.
Mommy, do you know why baby ducks follow their mothers?
No, Why?
Because her butt looks like a giant breadcrumb!
There you have it. He insists this is true because he heard it at school.
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Re: Facts from a five year old
Tue, February 6, 2007 - 7:30 AMLMAO.......as I wipe away the tears of joy!
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Re: Facts from a five year old
Tue, February 6, 2007 - 8:52 AMimpeccable logic -
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Re: Facts from a five year old
Sun, February 18, 2007 - 1:59 PMIt's amazing how they come up with this stuff, isn't it?! -
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Re: Facts from a five year old
Sat, March 31, 2007 - 10:19 PMdrives me insane when he insists things are true because he heard them at school! -
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Re: Facts from a five year old
Tue, April 3, 2007 - 10:56 PMyou have NO idea how much that drives me nuts! Not so much as a parent (well, sometimes) but as a teacher to hear a kid say something is *gospel* because their (fill in the grade) teacher told them so... -
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Re: Facts from a five year old
Wed, April 4, 2007 - 4:59 PMthe worst part about that is my best friend's older sister is a kindergarten teacher.
she is an idiot.
one of her students once asked her why they celebrated martin luther king's birthday, and she told him because he freed the slaves.
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Re: Facts from a five year old
Thu, April 5, 2007 - 12:01 PMyou just made my day -- that is adorable! haha!!!
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Re: Facts from a five year old
Thu, July 26, 2007 - 3:05 PMI feel your pain. I used to TA in a class designed for education majors in college and, although we had some truly amazing students, we had many, many idiots as well. Sadly, most of them were primary education majors. Now, I don't mean to dis on education majors because, as I said, we had some great students, but the ones that were bad were scary. I would NOT want them teaching my kids.
Come to think of it, maybe your BF's older sister was in our class....(just kidding)
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