Big Girls Don't Have Penises

topic posted Tue, May 22, 2007 - 8:12 PM by  Schpanky
As a single mom, I live with my parents. It's been a great opportunity for my son - having my dad around as a positive male role model.

I'm one of those open communicators when it comes to body parts and my son, who is three, still takes showers with myself and my mom.

Tonight, my son followed my dad into the bathroom. He pointed to my dad's penis and said, "What's that?" My dad replied, "It's a penis." My son, in all of his infinite wisdom replied, "Big girls don't have penises." My dad encouraged him to go tell grammy, who he had the conversation with earlier, in the shower.

Next thing you know, my son is in the living room, lifting my mom's nightgown to do an inspection, shaking his head, saying nope, "Big girls don't have penises."

lol!
posted by:
Schpanky
San Diego
  • Re: Big Girls Don't Have Penises

    Wed, May 23, 2007 - 7:11 PM
    That's hysterical!

    My son's are sort of confused that I don't have a penis...I keep telling them Nope I don't have one. and they sort of look at me like I'm wierd. and they ask how I pee them and I say that's why I have to sit down.

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